[Bart and Milhouse are at the Simpson house watching TV]
Hey, that's my seat.
Correction: was your seat.
[Cut to Moe's Tavern]
But I only got up to go to the can!
Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.
“Bart the Daredevil” · Season 2
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Barney Gumble (1), Otto Mann (1)
OOtto
[about Springfield Gorge] Hey, this thing's pretty gnarly. I bet you could throw a dead body in there, and no one would ever find it.
Otto, I'm going to leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
OOtto
You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something.
What?
OOtto
COOOOOOOOOL!!!
[rides across the gorge with Bart's skateboard] I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo, I- [he almost reaches the end of the gorge, screams as he falls down, onto several jagged rocks, until hits the bottom of the gorge, Bart's skateboard hits him in his head]
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