Hey, that looks like Princess Di! (pulls up to get a better look, not noticing that Homer has hit the ground): Oh, wait. That's just a pile of rags.
“Duffless” · Season 4
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Barney Gumble (1), Reverend Timothy Lovejoy (1), Hans Moleman (1), Otto Mann (1)
[At an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.]
OOtto
My name is Ot-to. I love to get blot-to.
My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.
My name is Homer and I'm just here because the court made me come.
Homer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again.
[Homer immediately screams and jumps through a window.]
[singing as he pours his six pack of Duff down the sink] When I was 17, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer, I purchased with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was 17.
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