Bart, Marge and others in “A Streetcar Named Marge”

Bart

Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?

Marge

I don't think so.

Homer

Bart, don't ask stupid questions. [to Marge] Is there any frontal nudity?

Marge

[sighs] No, Homer.

Helen Lovejoy

My name is Helen Lovejoy. I'm been playing Stella.

I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. I played Steve.

My name is Otto! I'm playing Pablo!

Lionel Hutz

Lionel Hutz, attorney at law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. I also play Mitch!

Marge

I'm Marge Simpson. I'm played Blanche. I'm make some peanut butter brownies for anyone.