[calling on loudspeaker] Krabby Patties, brand new Krabby Patty recipe, all new, all different, all delicious, try them for free!
NNazz
You can't be serious.
[sighs] I'm so hungry, I don't care, I gotta eat something.
[touches her shoulder] Let him go, it's too late.
All new free Krabby Patties!
Hey, buddy, I'll try one. What have I got to lose? [everyone gasps as Frank eats half of the Krabby Patty] Dear Neptune Gill Sacks, this is the best thing I every put in my mouth! Yay! [Frank's shirt turns pink, then goes back to normal]
NNazz
Did he just say it was good?
[finishes the other half of the Krabby Patty] Woohoo! [Frank dances]
Wow, Frank never dances, it must be good!
[everyone eats the Krabby Patties, Henry-Bart's eyes turn into a thumbs up, money comes out of his skin]
HBHenry-Bart
I'm getting something this amazing for free! How much will this buy? [Henry-Bart throws money on SpongeBob]
Yum yum! Yum yum yum yum! Yum yuuuum! [goes like a rocket; to SpongeBob] Hey you, patty boy, take my wallet, I gotta have more! [Frank goes in the stand and takes two Krabby Patties]
NNNat and Nazz
[their heads turn into arms and give a high-five] Now that's what I'm talking about! [their heads turn back to normal, they get a briefcase from their pockets]
Here's our life savings! Just give us more Krabby Patties! [Nat and Nazz dump the money on SpongeBob]
[cut to Plankton talking on a cellphone]
Don't worry, Karen, I'll be home before lunch time. My mission here is accomplished. [laughs, and then a dollar bill lands on Plankton] Ooh. What the... huh?! [gasps]
[to the customers] No, wait! What's going on? You hate Krabby Patties, remember?
DTDump truck driver
Wowee, this thing is right tasty.
[a dump truck prepares to dump money] Uh-oh. [the money lands on Plankton]
[a helicopter dumps a bag full of money on SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs is just walking and then a dollar lands on his nose. His eyes pop out and he screams so loudly, Plankton comes out of the money]
[while running towards the mountain of money] Money, money, money, money, money, money! [Mr. Krabs jumps on the money and laughs]
We did it, Mr. Krabs! We saved the Krusty Krab! All I did was sell the same old Krabby Patties, and call them new!
Do you mind? I'm trying to make a money angel here.
Ooh, money angels! Can I make one?
Sure thing, SpongeBob. Hop in!
[Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob laugh as they make money angels; they hear a high-pitched shrill coming from Plankton screaming because Mr. Krabs is sitting on him, and stop]
Hm. Good point. [Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob continue laughing as the episode ends]
[Patrick is dreaming he is in a large office room, silently fidgeting with objects on his desk. The phone beeps.]
TGTelephone Girl
Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants on line 3!
Put him through. [answers the phone]
[through phone] Patrick! [cut back to reality. Patrick wakes up] Patrick! Patrick Star!
Oh, hey, buddy! You really need to clean up around here.
[Mr. Krabs turns on Karen's monitor. Then Karen's screen shows Loading]
She's loading up. Now let's see how this dial up thingy works. [places the telephone receiver on top of Karen and her screen shows an hourglass turning.] This thing does text mails right?
[Karen's screen shows the words Karen Classic with her picture on it]
Oh, that sounds promising.
[Karen starts crying on her screen and scaring Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob]
Are computers supposed to emote!? No need to cry, little lady.
Don't tell me not to cry! [continues crying and scaring Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob again.]
Must be the dial-up thingy!
You're right, must be interfering with her circuitry! [grabs the telephone and throws it against the wall destroying it in the process]
Oh, it's not the dial-up thingy. It's Plankton, he dumped me for a newer piece of hardware. [continues crying]
Help me out here, buddy. [pushes SpongeBob next to Karen]
Hey, there. Dry those computer tears. I'm sure you two will get back together. Plankton just need some time to realize how much he needs you. I mean, you guys were made for each other. Well, you were made more for him and more specifically by him, and now, he's built someone with more modern features who's better in every way. There's no- what was my point again?
[sobs] You men are all alike! [hops off Mr. Krabs' desk and onto her mobile body. She hops out of the box and then rolls out of the office.]
Wait! Where ya goin’? Smooth, SpongeBob, real smooth.
[The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick are walking in somewhere of Bikini Bottom. Patrick smiles]
Patrick! Don't even smile. That's considered making a face.
Right, gotcha. [Patrick stop smiling] No problem. Not gonna make faces. No faces... at all.
Yeah. This is... [gulps] easy. How you holding up?
Huh, fine. You? [SpongeBob grunts, but makes an T-shaped face and laughs, Patrick fails to keep a straight face and makes an ugly face] Dun ah eeh. [both SpongeBob and him are laughing, SpongeBob suddenly stops and looks at his himself]
Hey! [Patrick is still ignoring him while laughing] Patrick. [Patrick is still laughing. SpongeBob pulls out a megaphone and yells at him] Patrick!
Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.
[stretching through his eyes for a few times] Gosh, you're right.
Guess, Mr. Krabs made a mistake. Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true, let's make lots of faces.
You mean like this? [stretching] Ree eeh eeh!
[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both, SpongeBob growls]
[montage of SpongeBob and Patrick making grotesque faces]
Dah yah dah da dah! [he and Patrick both laugh]
[wakes up and surprised] Wow, Patrick, you did hold that face all night!
Actually, I can't move my face at all.
[feels on his face] I can't move my face either!
[oblivious and excited] Alright! We did it!
No, Patrick! It's not alright, this means Mr. Krabs was right! [Patrick then realizes the situation and gets scared] Patrick, we have the "face freeze"! [both scream] Patrick, Sandy was right, we need help!
FWFactory Worker
We're closed! Do I have to spell it out for you? C-S-L-O-S-Z-E-D. Cuh-losed! Not only that, but the very last box of Snail Bites shipped out days ago! They were such a hit they flew out of the stores and now, we've run out of ingredients! From what I hear, the owner even dropped out of the snail food business entirely! Yeah and why wouldn't he, huh? He's made his money!
You see, Gary? There are no more--
FWFactory Worker
I mean, it's not like I would do the same thing if I were in his shoes!
So, you see, Gary, there--
FWFactory Worker
Why would anybody go out punishing themselves, just for the sake of the happiness of a few pets or--
Would you mind being quiet for one second, please!?
Hey, SpongeBob. Your snail's still meowing? I have experience with these situations. You're the sponge. He is the snail. You just have to say, "No," in a very firm voice!
But... I don't want to say no to my wittle Gare-Bear! I want him to be happy.
Well, you gotta be firm, SpongeBob! Sometimes, you have to no when to say "know." Oh, wait... wait, wait, wait, it's the other way around. You've got to know when to say "no." Yeah, that's it!
But I don't know how to say no, Patrick!
No problem, SpongeBob. You can practice on me! Pretend I'm Gary and tell me no. [pretends to be a dog]
[Tries to say no but stops] I can't! You're so cute!
Do it, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob struggles again] Do it! [between struggles] DO IT! DO IT!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!!!!
STOP IT!!!!! [runs back to his rock crying]
Oh, Gary, It's a photo! It's a framed photo of the moment I picked you up at the pound! I remember that day like it was yesterday. Oh, and a photo of the time you built me a castle made of glitter and lollipops! [sniffles] Gary, this is the most special -- [snaps out of it] OH...! Nice try, Gary!
Gare-Bear, we looked everywhere! There are no more Snail Bites! I'm sorry, Gary, but the answer is....... No.
[Gary goes to bed and stops meowing all together, to SpongeBob's surprise]
[sings as he walks through the city] Going to work, going to work, I'm going to work! I'm going to work, I'm going to work, [spins arms around] I'm going to work! [twirls] I'm going to work. I'm going to work, going to work, go-going to work. I'm crossing the street! [does so] Crossing the street! I'm crossing the street! Crossing the... [stops] Wha...? [hears Plankton sobbing] I'd recognize that sound anywhere! It's the sound of horrible, croaking sobbing! [runs over to a dark alley]
[tearfully] Oh, Neptune! Why, oh why?!
No, please! I told you I'd get the money! Please, I- [stops suddenly and realizes SpongeBob is standing right behind him.] Oh, it's you.
Plankton, what's got you so upset? I can hear you from three blocks away!
Oh, that. It's this doomsday device I invented. [holds up his doomsday device] It just doesn't do what it's supposed to do!
Doomsday device? What's it supposed to do?
Well, it's supposed to upset the Earth's axis. Causing a chain reaction with typhoons, earthquakes, etc.
So, what does it do instead?
It just sparks and falls apart.
Can we please steal the secret formula now? Pretty please, Man Ray?
MRMan Ray
I MUST HAVE MORE! [starts to pound on the table] Bring me more Krabby Patties! Bring more Krabby Patties! [shoots roof with laser gun]
[he and Squidward are scared by his acts before SpongeBob stands in front] Stand aside, Squidward. I'm gonna be my own hero. [slides into the kitchen, and runs out to Man Ray with hundreds of Krabby Patties] Thank you, sir! Enjoy your meal.
MRMan Ray
At last! [starts to eat the Krabby Patties]
Alright, fine! I'll just steal the secret formula myself! [grabs Man Ray's laser gun] Oh, and Man Ray, this friendship is OVER! [Man Ray burps, which causes Plankton to drop the gun]
MRMan Ray
[is now obese after eating too much Krabby Patties. He holds one last uneaten Krabby Patty] No... no... no more... can't... eat... [drops the last Patty] another... [chair breaks, and Man Ray falls on the floor]
[he and Barnacle Boy walk through the burnt-down door] There he is! [they cuff Man Ray] Alright, Man Ray, lunch time's over!
MRMan Ray
[surprised] WHAT?! How did you two know I was here?
A little sponge told us. [they pull Man Ray away]
MRMan Ray
This wasn't supposed to happen...
[rolls out a very long bill] Here you go, Plankton.
It's the bill. For your partner. [he, SpongeBob, and Squidward laugh as the episode ends]
