[sings as he walks through the city] Going to work, going to work, I'm going to work! I'm going to work, I'm going to work, [spins arms around] I'm going to work! [twirls] I'm going to work. I'm going to work, going to work, go-going to work. I'm crossing the street! [does so] Crossing the street! I'm crossing the street! Crossing the... [stops] Wha...? [hears Plankton sobbing] I'd recognize that sound anywhere! It's the sound of horrible, croaking sobbing! [runs over to a dark alley]
[tearfully] Oh, Neptune! Why, oh why?!
Plankton?
No, please! I told you I'd get the money! Please, I- [stops suddenly and realizes SpongeBob is standing right behind him.] Oh, it's you.
Plankton, what's got you so upset? I can hear you from three blocks away!
Oh, that. It's this doomsday device I invented. [holds up his doomsday device] It just doesn't do what it's supposed to do!
Doomsday device? What's it supposed to do?
Well, it's supposed to upset the Earth's axis. Causing a chain reaction with typhoons, earthquakes, etc.
So, what does it do instead?
It just sparks and falls apart.
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