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“Treats!” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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“Treats!” · Season 8

In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (3), Patrick (1), Gary (1)

FWFactory Worker

We're closed! Do I have to spell it out for you? C-S-L-O-S-Z-E-D. Cuh-losed! Not only that, but the very last box of Snail Bites shipped out days ago! They were such a hit they flew out of the stores and now, we've run out of ingredients! From what I hear, the owner even dropped out of the snail food business entirely! Yeah and why wouldn't he, huh? He's made his money!

You see, Gary? There are no more--

FWFactory Worker

I mean, it's not like I would do the same thing if I were in his shoes!

So, you see, Gary, there--

FWFactory Worker

Why would anybody go out punishing themselves, just for the sake of the happiness of a few pets or--

Would you mind being quiet for one second, please!?

FWFactory Worker

Sorry.

Hey, SpongeBob. Your snail's still meowing? I have experience with these situations. You're the sponge. He is the snail. You just have to say, "No," in a very firm voice!

But... I don't want to say no to my wittle Gare-Bear! I want him to be happy.

Well, you gotta be firm, SpongeBob! Sometimes, you have to no when to say "know." Oh, wait... wait, wait, wait, it's the other way around. You've got to know when to say "no." Yeah, that's it!

But I don't know how to say no, Patrick!

No problem, SpongeBob. You can practice on me! Pretend I'm Gary and tell me no. [pretends to be a dog]

[Tries to say no but stops] I can't! You're so cute!

Do it, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob struggles again] Do it! [between struggles] DO IT! DO IT!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!!!!

[finally says it] No.

STOP IT!!!!! [runs back to his rock crying]

Oh, Gary, It's a photo! It's a framed photo of the moment I picked you up at the pound! I remember that day like it was yesterday. Oh, and a photo of the time you built me a castle made of glitter and lollipops! [sniffles] Gary, this is the most special -- [snaps out of it] OH...! Nice try, Gary!

Meow!

Gare-Bear, we looked everywhere! There are no more Snail Bites! I'm sorry, Gary, but the answer is....... No.

Meow.

[Gary goes to bed and stops meowing all together, to SpongeBob's surprise]

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