[Mr. Krabs turns on Karen's monitor. Then Karen's screen shows Loading]
She's loading up. Now let's see how this dial up thingy works. [places the telephone receiver on top of Karen and her screen shows an hourglass turning.] This thing does text mails right?
Yeah, I think so.
[Karen's screen shows the words Karen Classic with her picture on it]
Oh, that sounds promising.
[Karen starts crying on her screen and scaring Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob]
Are computers supposed to emote!? No need to cry, little lady.
Don't tell me not to cry! [continues crying and scaring Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob again.]
She's malfunctioning!
Must be the dial-up thingy!
You're right, must be interfering with her circuitry! [grabs the telephone and throws it against the wall destroying it in the process]
Oh, it's not the dial-up thingy. It's Plankton, he dumped me for a newer piece of hardware. [continues crying]
Help me out here, buddy. [pushes SpongeBob next to Karen]
Hey, there. Dry those computer tears. I'm sure you two will get back together. Plankton just need some time to realize how much he needs you. I mean, you guys were made for each other. Well, you were made more for him and more specifically by him, and now, he's built someone with more modern features who's better in every way. There's no- what was my point again?
[sobs] You men are all alike! [hops off Mr. Krabs' desk and onto her mobile body. She hops out of the box and then rolls out of the office.]
Wait! Where ya goin’? Smooth, SpongeBob, real smooth.
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