South Park · Season 18
[Stan heads back to Cartman's room and takes off the Oculus headset with the next scene showing the boys in live-action]
So aside from all the bullcrap, why you think of the Oculus?
It's pretty cool, but the graphics suck.
[entering the room; hopping happily] Fellas, I'm not grounded anymore.
What should we name him, Kenny? I know, how about McNuggets?
[to the girls' volleyball coach] Dude, girls volleyball isn't a joke; jokes are hard and require skill.
[Deleted Scene; Stan walks up to Wendy, putting her stuff in her locker]
Hey, I'm sorry. I seriously had no idea you'd even played volleyball.
Yeah, well, that's the problem, isn't it, Stan? You don't pay attention to anything I talk about. Heather was right.
Who's Heather?
Wow. Really? [slams her locker shut and walks away]
Shit.
[Denver Pepsi Center; Miley Cyrus is the first to perform for the Women of Rock concert]
All right, guys, uh, Miley's about to finish up her set. So next we'll need you, Nicki Minaj, then Iggy Azalea, who will be performing with a hologram of Michael Jackson, and then finally you, Lorde. Have a great show, ladies!
Hey, uh, listen, I, I thought I could do this, but it's not gonna work.
You're nervous, it's understandable.
No, I'm eh… I know for a fact that I don't sound the same live.
You think those people out there care what you sound like? You're just another female pop star. Just go out there, pump your hips and rub your clit.
Hey! That's not what my music is about! I'm not reducing myself to that!
Oh, fuck you, Lorde! You think you're so much better than everyone!
No, I don't, Iggy. I just think that our younger girl fans need something a little more positive as role models.
That's easy for you to say because you don't have a nice body! Is that why you're so high and mighty, Lorde?! Because you're jealous of this booty?!
Iggs, I really don't care to go through this again with you.
'Cause let's face it! You got legs that look like a horse!
FUCK YOU!
[Marsh family house; The family (minus Shelley) is having dinner at the dining table]
Why'd you have to rub your clit on stage, Dad?
I was told to.
You were told to walk out in front of 100,000 people, including little girls who look up to you, and start rubbing your clit?
Okay, hold on. "A," I don't have a clit, so, technically, I wasn't rubbing anything. And "B," I didn't want to even perform tonight, but Stanley gave all our money to Canada through a freemium game, so if anyone rubbed their clit, it was him!
[annoyed] Pff. [gets up from his seat and leaves the dining room, and so does Sharon, leaving Randy by himself alone]
Oh, you're a hunter; what do you prey upon?
Nobody! That's ignorant!
Well, you must have a favorite kind of prey?
Allegedly! Allegedly! That's ignorant!
You know, excuse me for saying so, but... you seem kind of transparent.
That's ignorant, I'm just cold.
I'm saying, it must make it easier to sneak up on your prey.
Allegedly! I'm weary of this conversation, can we please stop talking? Please! Ignorant.
Eric, I've had a lot of complaints that your online persona is becoming a distraction.
Well, this sucks. Looks like I'm in the principal's office for just commenting on things.
Eric, I am talking to you!
Adults so don't get what's cool anymore.
I love children just as much as you do.
Allegedly! That was a civil suit and there was no evidence! It's ignorant.
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