[Denver Pepsi Center; Miley Cyrus is the first to perform for the Women of Rock concert]
SStagehand
All right, guys, uh, Miley's about to finish up her set. So next we'll need you, Nicki Minaj, then Iggy Azalea, who will be performing with a hologram of Michael Jackson, and then finally you, Lorde. Have a great show, ladies!
Hey, uh, listen, I, I thought I could do this, but it's not gonna work.
PProducer
You're nervous, it's understandable.
No, I'm eh… I know for a fact that I don't sound the same live.
PProducer
You think those people out there care what you sound like? You're just another female pop star. Just go out there, pump your hips and rub your clit.
Hey! That's not what my music is about! I'm not reducing myself to that!
IIggy
Oh, fuck you, Lorde! You think you're so much better than everyone!
No, I don't, Iggy. I just think that our younger girl fans need something a little more positive as role models.
IIggy
That's easy for you to say because you don't have a nice body! Is that why you're so high and mighty, Lorde?! Because you're jealous of this booty?!
Iggs, I really don't care to go through this again with you.
IIggy
'Cause let's face it! You got legs that look like a horse!
[Marsh family house; The family (minus Shelley) is having dinner at the dining table]
Why'd you have to rub your clit on stage, Dad?
You were told to walk out in front of 100,000 people, including little girls who look up to you, and start rubbing your clit?
Okay, hold on. "A," I don't have a clit, so, technically, I wasn't rubbing anything. And "B," I didn't want to even perform tonight, but Stanley gave all our money to Canada through a freemium game, so if anyone rubbed their clit, it was him!
[annoyed] Pff. [gets up from his seat and leaves the dining room, and so does Sharon, leaving Randy by himself alone]
OMOld Man on the Bus
Oh, you're a hunter; what do you prey upon?
MJMichael Jackson's Hologram
Nobody! That's ignorant!
OMOld Man on the Bus
Well, you must have a favorite kind of prey?
MJMichael Jackson's Hologram
Allegedly! Allegedly! That's ignorant!
OMOld Man on the Bus
You know, excuse me for saying so, but... you seem kind of transparent.
MJMichael Jackson's Hologram
That's ignorant, I'm just cold.
OMOld Man on the Bus
I'm saying, it must make it easier to sneak up on your prey.
MJMichael Jackson's Hologram
Allegedly! I'm weary of this conversation, can we please stop talking? Please! Ignorant.
