South Park · Season 18, Episode 7
“Grounded Vindaloop” · Season 18, Episode 7
In this episode: Butters Stotch (5), Stephen Stotch (3), Eric Cartman (1), Stan Marsh (1), Kyle Broflovski (1), Linda Stotch (1), Steve the Newfoundlander (1)
There you are, mister! Just what do you think you're doing?
Hello, Dad! It's me, Butters!
I know that. What do you…?
This is for all the times I got grounded! [socks his father in the groin]
[doubles over in pain as Linda watches in shock of horror] OHHH! OOH! OOH!
HA! I can almost feel his balls on my fist! [through walkie-talkie] Ha, ha! How do you like that, Dad?!
[through walkie-talkie; horrified] Butters, why?! Oh, my God!
[through walkie-talkie] Hahaha, I'm in the bad part of town! I just hit a lamp post! Ah, ah-I'm back on my feet. Oh, oh that's cool. There's a prostitute out here.
Okay Butters, let's call it good, okay?
I'm gonna beat her up and take her money!
Wait, hang on Butters!
Take that, you damn hooker!
[through walkie-talkie] What you doin' motherfucker?!
I'm taking your money! Ow. Oh she stabbed me. Uh the hooker stabbed me.
Butters get back to my room! The veracrosses are destabilizing!
I can't… I can't breathe too good. Eric, I can't see. Are you still there? Oh… I think I overdid it. I have to take this thing off. What the hell? What the hell is that?! AAAH!
[Hell's Pass Hospital; Butters is in a hospital bed, recovering from getting stabbed]
You're very lucky, young man. You've got a couple of hairline fractures, but the knife missed your spleen by half an inch.
I… I d-didn't think a knife could really hurt me. Ah, I thought I was just in a virtual reality.
No, you actually got stabbed by a hooker. We've called your parents, and they're on their way. Your dad wanted me to let you know that you're grounded more than you can possibly imagine.
[disappointed] Aw, nuts!
Try and relax, and when your parents get here, we'll sort this all out.
Wonder how long I'm grounded for.
PLEASE! Just go to Cartman's house. I think the answer might be within the-
Butters?! Who is that?!
[screaming]
Well, this looks like a lovely meal. Too bad Butters won't be enjoying it. [shouting to upstairs] You hear that, mister?! No dinner for you! While you're grounded, you can just go to bed hungry! [a thump is heard from upstairs; shouting again] And no bouncing a racquetball, either!
Ooooohhhhh, fuuuuuuck yooouuuuu!
No, no, no, no, no, no, do not fuck me because I am you and then we will be just fucking ourselves!
[Stan heads back to Cartman's room and takes off the Oculus headset with the next scene showing the boys in live-action]
So aside from all the bullcrap, why you think of the Oculus?
It's pretty cool, but the graphics suck.
[entering the room; hopping happily] Fellas, I'm not grounded anymore.
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