Töten Sie die Juden! Wir können nicht stillstehen bis sie alle tot sind! [Kill all the Jews! We cannot stand still 'till all are dead!] Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to do thy bidding, Mel Gibson.
S8 E3The Passion of the Jew
Okay, now when I say "Es ist Zeit für Rache!" you respond "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"
WWoman
What does that mean?
MMan
Oh, I think it's Aramaic, just like in the movie!
Aw, aw, no, come on, people, we're so close to completing my final solution!
I feel way better about being a Jew now that I know Mel Gibson is just a big wacko douche.
RRabbi
And now, one of our fine young shlokas, Kyle Broflovski, has asked if he could speak to the congregation.
Thank you, Rabbi. In 1973, the United States officially issued an apology to the African-American community for slavery. In 1956, Germany officially apologized for World War II AND the Holocaust. And now, I believe, in 2004, the Jewish community needs to apologize for the death of Jesus. [the others are outraged]
S8 E4You Got F'd in the A
Well, Randy, that was some great advice you gave our son yesterday.
What?
Those kids showed up to serve Stan again, and he danced back.
Well, what happened?
It's on.
HHick
You do a line and I'll do a line honey. You do a line and I'll do a line babe. You do a line and I'll do a line, we'll fight and screw till the morning time.
HHick
You snort K and I'll snort K honey. You snort K and I'll snort K babe. You snort K and I'll snort K, we'll fight and screw all night and day.
[Stan is asking help from the goth kids]
RGRed Goth
I'm not doing it. Being in a dance group is totally conformist.
Yeah, I'm not conforming to some dance-off regulations.
KKindergoth
I'm not doing it either. I'm the biggest non-conformist of all.
CGCurly Goth
I'm such a non-conformist that I'm not going to conform with the rest of you. Okay, I'll do it.
Great!
[pause]
Whoa. I think we just got put in our place.
RGRed Goth
Yeah, we just got goth served.
Hey kid, you're pretty good. How would you like to join our dance troupe?
YYao
You mean dancing without a machine telling you what to do?
Yeah.
YYao
That's stupid.
LKLil' Kim
Wassup, niggas!
But that isn't the point, Butters, the point is that this is now! It's on, and there are people who need you to step up. Look, nobody likes having to rise to a challenge, but competing against other people and getting in their faces and saying "ha ha, I'm better than you" is part of life. And if you can't face that, then you might as well sit here playing with Lego until you're an old man.
Get out of my room, Stan.
Fine. But one day you're gonna have to stop running from what happened and deal with it, otherwise you might as well move to France with all the other pussies. [leaves Butters's room]
S8 E5AWESOM-O
Hey AWESOM-O, I'd also like some celery sticks chopped up two inches long, with peanut butter and raisins on top.
[as AWESOM-O] Suck my balls, Kyle.
[talking to Mrs. Stotch on the phone] Actually, Eric is still supposed to be grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews two weeks ago.
[as AWESOM-O talking to a movie executive] Adam Sandler is a guy, and he, uh, falls in love with a girl, but it turns out that she's a golden retriever.
Movie Executive It's great! We'll call it Puppy Love! Any more?
AWESOM-O Uh, Adam Sandler is a guy who falls in love with a table.
Movie Executive Genius! We'll call it Table of Contents. God is there anything that this thing can't do?
AOAWESOM-O
Movie idea number 2305. Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and he falls in love with a coconut.
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