[While Peter and Brian are watching TV.]
It's nice to watch TV, while nothing else to do, isn't it?
[angrily tackles Brian off the couch] Get over here, ya idiot!
[while opening the anal pill container] I'm still in charge of you! I'm a human!
Stop it! Get away from me!
This is for your benefit, so just go limp and take it! [spills anal pills on the floor]
You touch my ass, I swear to God, I'll kill ya!
[Peter angrily shoves anal pill up Brian's butt, Brian screams and furiously bites Peter in his arm.]
[screams, looks at his bloody bite mark in tears] Wha- What the hell? You... You bit me!
[enraged] You're damn right I did! And I'll do it again, if you don't stay the hell away from my ass!
But, Brian, the vet said...
[Brian growls, scares Peter away.]
Wow, where did that come from? God, that was so intense. I feel more powerful than a lesbian's crotch.
[At kindergarten, Stewie is talking to a group of children]
Hey, you know that old woman who lived in a shoe? She had so many children she didn't know what to do. I know what she should do: get your tubes tied, ya kook!
(Chris dresses as Mrs. Potato Head to lure Liam Neeson out, but ends up getting the attention of Colin Farrell, who pushes him down and rapes him)
(as he walks away, still in the Mrs. Potato Head costume, which is now frowning and dented): The back is all mashed potatoes now.
(during the "I Feel" exercise, where couples open up about how they feel by starting their sentences with "I feel...")
DDonna
I feel... unappreciated. Like you don't want to spend time with me.
Okay, I feel a numbness radiating from my left arm.
DDonna
I feel like you should help out more around the house.
I feel salty and sweet. (to the counselor): You got white-chocolate French fries?
KKimi
I feel like my cervix hurts.
Quagmire (smiles): I feel pride.
CCounselor
Peter, when is Lois' birthday?
Uh, let's see. When is Hitler's birthday?
CCounselor
Joe, what is Bonnie's favorite food?
Well, she must like ground glass because I keep finding it in my food.
CCounselor
Quagmire, what color are Kimi's eyes?
Shaved. S-sorry, what is it? What was the question?
