“It's nice to watch TV, while nothing else...” – Peter, Family Guy ... TV Quotes Database

[While Peter and Brian are watching TV.]

It's nice to watch TV, while nothing else to do, isn't it?

Yeah.

[angrily tackles Brian off the couch] Get over here, ya idiot!

Peter, what the hell?!

[while opening the anal pill container] I'm still in charge of you! I'm a human!

Stop it! Get away from me!

This is for your benefit, so just go limp and take it! [spills anal pills on the floor]

You touch my ass, I swear to God, I'll kill ya!

[Peter angrily shoves anal pill up Brian's butt, Brian screams and furiously bites Peter in his arm.]

[screams, looks at his bloody bite mark in tears] Wha- What the hell? You... You bit me!

[enraged] You're damn right I did! And I'll do it again, if you don't stay the hell away from my ass!

But, Brian, the vet said...

[Brian growls, scares Peter away.]

Wow, where did that come from? God, that was so intense. I feel more powerful than a lesbian's crotch.

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