Luann, we're here for you.
But... but being a funny wine mom is my thing. I have absolutely nothing else in my life. [He starting to crying, Milhouse sighs]
You like coffee, right? What if your new personality was coffee?
Coffee merch doesn't get me there!
Chocolate?
"It's chocolate o'clock somewhere"? That makes no sense, Bernice.
How about "proud slut"?
Hmm... hmm... I love it.
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