Brandine quotes from The Simpsons

Brandine

[to Cletus] You are the most wonderful husband - and son - I ever had.

Brandine

That's your brother. He prefers the pronoun "they", on account of the twin he absorbed in my belly.

Bernice

Julius!

Clancy!

Chalmers

Skinner?

Agnes

Seymour!

Seymour

Mother...

Selma

[off-screen] Patty?

Brandine

Cletus!

... Oh, uh... Barney.

Clancy!

Chief Wiggum

Hey, come on, you did me twice.

Mr. Burns

Smithers?

My... my parents insisted I give it a try, sir.

Luann

Mayor Quimby!

Uh, well, that could be any mayor.

Marge

I rest my case.

Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action. All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands.

Lisa

Stupid bus can't even go to the stupid place it's supposed to stupid go... ;[spies a flattened raccoon]: Ugh!

Cletus

I seen it first. :[scoops it into truck with shovel]: Ooh, Girly Sue's gonna have an elegant wedding feast.

Lisa

Aha. Um, listen, I'm kind of lost. Do you think you can give me a lift downtown?

Brandine

Cletus, what are you beating your gums about?

Cletus

Never you mind, Brandine. You just go back to birthin' that baby. Yeah, I'll fetch you a ride, little missy, hop on in. Mind the skunk, them things can go off even after they's dead.

Cletus

I like that clown. He's really lookin' out for me, the average Joe-Six Tooth.

Brandine

Where'd you get yourself another tooth?

Cletus

Sidewalk.