Marge Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Marge

I don't know how you can all just lay ... When was the last time we went for a good, old-fashioned family walk?

Marge

Only your father can take up a part-time job in a small town newspaper and end up the target of international assassins.

Marge

It's hard to believe that we'll never see Maude again.

Marge

[sees the Noid balloon] Look, it's the Noid! Avoid the Noid! He ruins pizzas!

Marge

I don't mean to be disrespectful, Judge Harm, but we are not bad parents. And there isn't a tether in this world with enough fiber optics to make me say that we are. (Judge Harm contemplates Marge's sentiment. Smash cut to Homer and Marge walking out, chained up in stocks): She's such a butthole.

Marge

I don't think my daughter should be hearing this.

Marge

[finds out she pepper sprayed Ralph on purpose] Oh, no! I pepper sprayed Ralph!

Marge

Maybe death will stop your yammering!!

Marge

[saw the Swear Jar is about to fall off the fridge] No! Not the Swear Jar!

Marge

Passion is for teens and immigrants.

Marge

[after a mob gets chased and Pie Man rescues her] I'm not being trampled! What gives?

Marge

[reading a note from Lisa] I look up to you... because you let me down. That's clever. And devastating.

Marge

[to Lisa] Lisa, honey, let me explain what happened tonight. Sometimes when your mom has half a glass of wine, she goes cuckoo bananas.

Marge

[reading a note] We have kidnapped your son. Follow instructions and Bart will not be harmed!

Marge

Homer, I'm glad you're finally getting some exercise, but i just wish it wasn't crazy exercise.