RWRanier Wolfcastle
Do you need some assistance picking over the tattered remains of my life?
Nope, I'm good. Hey, your early porno movies! Eh, are any of these hetero?
RWRanier Wolfcastle
What's there is there.
“Strong Arms of The Ma” · Season 14
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Carl Carlson (1), Rainier Wolfcastle (1)
[carried by Rainier in his baby seat] Your heartbeat's so soothing.
[finds out she pepper sprayed Ralph on purpose] Oh, no! I pepper sprayed Ralph!
[Marge breaks a glass jar and points it menacingly at Moe]
Maybe death will stop your yammering!!
[Homer is in bed. A toned Marge walks in, lustfully]
Say, Homie, how about a good luck snuggle before my competition tomorrow?
[feeling trapped] Erm, listen my bulky flower, I have an early day tomorrow and...
[Gets on top] I wasn't asking. [Veins bulging. She rapes Homer]
[the next morning]
Morning kids, I made your lunches.
Where's Mom?
Your Mom has a lot of stuff to shave. [walks off hobbling]
[Marge has destroyed Moe's Tavern and injured almost all of the barflies. She holds Lenny over her head as Homer comes out from hiding on the far end of the bar]
Marge?
[Marge turns around, breathing heavily and still holding Lenny over her head]
[voice breaking] Somewhere in that sea of bull hormones is the sweet, wonderful girl I married. The woman who, instead of swatting a fly, would give it a bath and send it on its way. I'd sure like to go home and have Jiffy Pop with her.
MMoe
[looks at his destroyed tavern[ Well, there's only one way to recoup my losses. [pours some gasoline over the counter and sets it on fire with a match stick]
Oh, whoa, wait a minute. Don't you have to buy insurance first?
MMoe
Oh, crap.
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