[after accidentally driving over a red ball] Oh my God, I've shredded a child! AGAIN! [races to a nearby road, heading for the border] Venezuela, here I come!
“My Big Fat Geek Wedding” · Season 15, Episode 17
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Seymour Skinner (2), Marge Simpson (1), Carl Carlson (1), Groundskeeper Willie (1), Gary Chalmers (1), Superintendent Chalmers (1)
[at Moe's]
Homer, this bachelor party seems to have peaked. Could you please return my pants and/or underpants so I can go home?
Come on, it's your last night of freedom. You gotta have some fun!
Who are all of you people?
We're your buddies! Now come on, Homer's kid's principal, have a beer.
I can't; I might be called upon to give directions later.
SKINNER! You were asked to chug-a-lug, and a-lug you shall chug!
[chugs beer] There's something I've wanted to say to you for a long time! Am I a good principal?
CChalmers
You're the best we could get with the funds at our disposal.
[everyone cheers]
Why are you dressed as Catwoman?
[Dressed like Catwoman à la Batman Returns] They told me it was Catman!
Passion is for teens and immigrants.
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