[Whining]Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom.
BKBrazilian Kidnapper
You just went five minutes ago!
I'm sorry, I have a bladder the size of a Brazil nut.
BKBrazilian Kidnapper
We just call them nuts here.
“Blame it on Lisa” · Season 13
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1)
DIDance Instructor
Here is where we invented the Lambada and the Macarena. Now we are working on our most powerful dance: La Penetrada! It makes sex look like a church.
I don't think my daughter should be hearing this.
DIDance Instructor
You cannot protect her forever! You stupid lady!
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