[gulps] Time to face my punishment like a man, Or... lie my way out of it like a kid!
“Pranksta Rap” · Season 16
In this episode: Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Clancy Wiggum (1), Lou (1), Eddie (1)
[reading a note] We have kidnapped your son. Follow instructions and Bart will not be harmed!
Lou, you're promoted to chief of police.
Sweet.
And Eddie, you're promoted to Lou.
Nice. And, uh, who's gonna be Eddie?
We don't need an Eddie. [Eddie looks down in disappointment.]
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