“She Used to Be My Girl” · Season 16
In this episode: Marge Simpson (6), Homer Simpson (5), Chloe (4), Bart Simpson (3), Lisa Simpson (2), Kent Brockman (1)
You know Chloe some of us stayed in this town and made it a better place.
Oh come on Marge, the only reason we don't move out of this dung hill is because of my court ordered ankle bracelet. [Reveals a beeping bracelet on his right ankle] I'm here! I'm here! Quit bugging me.
Why do you always have to show that to company?
It's a conversation starter. [short pause]
[moans]
I would've followed Chloe, but my plans changed when God brought me a wonderful little boy. Bart, stop that!
[Shows Bart cutting the TV with a saw]
This isn't what it looks like. [continues sawing]
Uh oh. The Christian Science Monitor has a flat tire.
I'll get the spare.
No! [praying] We must wait for God to jack us.
What happened to us, Marge? We used to feed each other cheese and laugh all night. Then came the heart attacks.
Channel 6 News rocks! A car chase every night or the weather girl wears a tube top, and if she doesn't, you win a pizza!
Marge, where are you living now?
[mumbling] Evergreen Terrace.
Paris? Just like you always dreamed!
Terrace. Evergreen Terrace. The street that smells like pee.
[to Homer] I remember you in high school. You barfed in my tuba.
I believe it was the school's tuba.
[to Marge] Oh Honey, her life can't compare to yours. You got three kids, a TV tray from Expo '67, and you're married to King Stink.
[to Marge] Oh, that's it! I'm going to show you some moves I learned from G. Gordon Liddy!
I'm so sick of names!
[to Lisa] Lisa, honey, let me explain what happened tonight. Sometimes when your mom has half a glass of wine, she goes cuckoo bananas.
Thinking is for losers!
Be careful, Mom! There's hot lava under the ground!
Actually, when it's underground, lava is called magma!
You're so smart, Chloe!
Walter Cronkite told me the same thing.
Come on! You're out of the girl business!
Mom, I want to be like you. I mean the lava part, not saving Lisa.
[turns red in anger] Pretend to care! [angrily strangles Bart]
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