Marge Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Marge

[confused about the "Kosovo Autumn" movie they saw] What language is this, Gibby Gabby?

Marge

Homer, is this a snuggle film?

Marge

[spots at a construction out the window] It's a little too spooky for me! And I don't even like watching counting vampires. Go back to your own country!

Marge

My husband has forgot our last three anniversaries, he made a badminton net out of my wedding dress, which he never uses, and last week, he called out his bowling ball's name during sex!!!

Marge

[looking in an Italian-to-English dictionary] vendetta means... vendetta!

Marge

[puzzled] What the Hello Kitty? [notices the sign] Tire spikes? [sees the shortcut being blocked] Oh, they blocked my shortcut! I'm trapped like the "L" in "BLT"!

Marge

Go ahead, Maggie. You're allowed to touch the deadly weapons.

Marge

Ooh! It's a mugger! I'll hand over all my hugs and kisses--

Marge

OK, be cool. I've got some candy in my purse...

Marge

[the day after, looking at "Mrs. Mom" movie poster, which has a picture of Rainier Wolfcastle] Well, at least it got made.

Marge

That doesn't sound like Homer's usual annoyed grunt.

Marge

Tonight, we have three terrifying tales of the... [sees the American Idol logo] Excuse me. [sucks it up with a medium vacuum cleaner] Now, our first glory story is... [sees the NFL on FOX logo] Oh, for crying out loud! [pepper sprays the football players and the logo]

Marge

Can't anyone just watch the show they're watching? [kills the police officer in "Cops" with a tool, staples Jack Bauer with a watermelon, and microwaves Dr. House, then shows the feast that serves the family] Dinner is served!

Marge

We can't have a space creature living in our house.

Marge

[to Lurleen] If you ever come near Homer again, I'll strangle you with your own hair extensions. That's right, I know.

Marge

Ooh! Regularsville! This might be the one for me!

Marge

[Shudders and immediately closes the door.] Okay. Ooh! Candyland! A great family game is now a great family movie!

Marge

[Shudders and closes the door again.] I get it! Every title means the opposite of what it means! Then I guess I'll love...Chernobyl Graveyard!

Marge

I didn't.

Marge

This was such a pleasant St. Patrick's Day until Irish people showed up.

Marge

There'll be another one in Yemen in 2027.