[After Smithers told him about his musical about Malibu Stacy, a doll] Well, why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
“Homer vs. Dignity” · Season 12
In this episode: Marge Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Mr. Burns (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Kent Brockman (1), Clancy Wiggum (1)
When did we become the bottom rung of society?
I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.
Whether you're Christian, or just non-Jewish, everyone loves Santa Claus!
FPFinancial Planner
It doesn't look like you've been saving anything for the future!
CWChief Wiggum
Well, you know how it is with cops. I'll be shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it retirony.
FPFinancial Planner
Well, what if you don't get shot?
WWiggum
What a terrible thing to say! Oh, look! You made my wife cry!
[sees the Noid balloon] Look, it's the Noid! Avoid the Noid! He ruins pizzas!
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