Ooh, a bobby pin. [ducks down, letting Maude get hit by T-shirts and fall to her death]
[gasps] Maude?
Oh, my lord! She's dead!
[gasps]
“Alone Again, Natura-Diddily” · Season 11
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Ned Flanders (3), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Carl Carlson (1), Groundskeeper Willie (1), Julius Hibbert (1), Reverend Timothy Lovejoy (1)
It's hard to believe that we'll never see Maude again.
I can't believe my last words to Maude were, "No foot-longs."
Now, now, now, don't beat yourself up. I'm the one who drove her out of her seat. I'm the one who provoked the lethal barrage of T-shirts. I'm the one who parked in the ambulance zone, preventing any possible resuscitation. [notices Ned glaring at him] Yeah, I, uh... but there's no point in playing the blame game.
I'm sure your wife is dating a lot of people in heaven!
Are you sure?
Positive! There's a lot of hot people up there. There's John Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes--
Ah, now Sherlock Holmes is a character.
Oh, he sure was! [does a sexy growl]
Dad, why are you taping Flanders?
You'll see. [he chuckles]
Do you even have a job anymore?
I think it's pretty obvious that I don't.
[While Homer is filming Lenny, Carl, and Moe in front of Moe's Tavern for Ned's bachelor tape]
So if you're tired of dating the same old losers!
...What are you doing, Homer?
In many ways, Maude Flanders was a supporting player in our lives. She didn't grab our attention with memorable catchphrases or comical accents.
Aye.
SMThe Sea Captain/Captain McCallister
Yargh.
Professor Frink (sobbing): Oh glay-vin! Why glay-vin?
But, whether you noticed her or not, Maude was always there...and we thought she always would be.
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