Silence in my courtroom! [reads docket] Grand theft auto?
It was an accident, ma'am.
Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting!
“The Parent Rap” · Season 13
In this episode: Judge Harm (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Judge Snyder (1)
I don't mean to be disrespectful, Judge Harm, but we are not bad parents. And there isn't a tether in this world with enough fiber optics to make me say that we are. (Judge Harm contemplates Marge's sentiment. Smash cut to Homer and Marge walking out, chained up in stocks): She's such a butthole.
Bartholomew Simpson, I am sentencing you to 5 years in juvenile hall. [Raises her gavel as the family gasps, suddenly Harm's gavel is taken from her] Huh?
[Holding the gavel] Well, I'm back from my vacation.
[tries to complain] But I was about to pound the gavel, making the sentence official!
[cuts her off] Sorry, but I put my clown down. [Gesturing to his clown knickknack on the bench]
[tries to complain again] But, I was going to--
JSJudge Synder
[cuts her off again] The clown is down.
Ugh! [Storms off]
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