South Park Season 6 quotes

Cartman

Have you seen the poop swatches?

Butters

All he ever does is watch "Becker," and that show is so stupid.

Stan

I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! So I don't know what to believe!

Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn't gonna make you kill people, and...it most likely isn't gonna fund terrorism, but...well, son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored and...it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or...being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything!

Stan

I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning!

Cartman

Isn't there anything I can do?!

If you cured cancer and AIDS next week, you would still owe two presents.

Cartman

Jesus Christ!

Stan

Thanks a lot, Cartman! Because of you, there isn't going be a Christmas, and there is nobody left to help us!

Yea, look upon me and know me. My children, you should know something. [a knife comes out of his sleeve] I'm packing!

[to an Iraqi] I'm gonna fucking kill you!

You're not in the position to kill anyone. I just want you to tell me America's plan.

Then we're in for a long night, 'cause I don't know shit!

I just couldn't do it. [camera flashes onto dead Iraqi] I just couldn't let him live. He shocked Santa's balls!

Butters

[singing] Don't you kind of love December? When the merry snow bells chime. We're together once upon a wintertime.

Christmas is a very special time of year, but this year it almost didn't happen. There's a man named Jesus who gave his life to save me. And so I declare that every year on Christmas Day. We should remember Jesus for what he did, and thank him for it. From now on, Christmas will be a day for remembering a brave man named Jesus.

Stan!

Sheila

Kyle!