South Park · Season 6, Episode 16
“My Future Self n' Me” · Season 6, Episode 16
In this episode: Eric Cartman (2), Stan Marsh (2), Butters Stotch (2), Randy Marsh (1)
Wait right here, Stan, I warn you, you may not like what you see.
[Butters goes into the closet]
We have to teach our parents a lesson. Show them they can't play with our emotions like that.
[Butters comes out of the closet, dressed as Professor Chaos]
Hahahahahaa!! Now you know my terrible secret!
You're gay? It's fine if you're gay, Butters, I don't care.
Huh? No, I'm Professor Chaos!
Oh, wow, really? That's so awesome. Now I'll really work to be successful!
Right on!
Go have sex with yourself, asshole! I'm not that stupid! Just for that, I'm going to spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doing drugs when I want! Whatever, I'll do what I want!
No! Wait!
[The future Cartman turns into a fat mechanic]
Ah, goddamn it!
Have you seen the poop swatches?
All he ever does is watch "Becker," and that show is so stupid.
I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! So I don't know what to believe!
Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn't gonna make you kill people, and...it most likely isn't gonna fund terrorism, but...well, son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored and...it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or...being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything!
I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning!
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