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S6 E17

South Park · Season 6, Episode 17

Cartman and Kyle's cousin in “Red Sleigh Down”

Cartman

Isn't there anything I can do?!

KSKyle's cousin

If you cured cancer and AIDS next week, you would still owe two presents.

Cartman

Jesus Christ!

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