[Stan and Kyle give Cartman a cake with a nail file in it]
There's a ailnay ilefay inside of it.
A what?
[softly] An ailnay ilefay.
What's that?
Listen, aggotfay! An ailnay ilefay so you can eakbray out of isonpray!
Yeah, you stupid umbassday!
I'd love to eat a cake, you guys, but they don't let us take anything back to the cells from here.
They on'tday?! [takes the cake down] Why the ellhay otnay?! It ooktay ourfay ourshay to akebay this od-damnedgay akecay, and ownay were otallytay ewedscray!
[a brief pause] Yeah.