JPJapanese People
[repeated line] Fakku you wharuu and fakku you dorufeen!
“Whale Whores” · Season 13, Episode 11
In this episode: Eric Cartman (4), Stan Marsh (4), Randy Marsh (1), Kenny McCormick (1)
[over the microphone]STAN. ME AND KENNY DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT STUPID. ASS WHAAAAALES.
[Cartman, Kyle and Kenny are playing Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" on Rock Band]
[to the tune of Poker Face] I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
I don't give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree--
Wait, we can't just lie to people.
PWPaul Watson
Why not?
'Cause then we're just douchebags, dude. C'mon let's get hardcore!
PWPaul Watson
You know what? He's right. It's time to bring out the big guns. You guys ready? Ready and throw the stinky butter at 'em!
Wait for it...wait for it.. Now! [reveals Godzilla]
Admit you just want to be on TV.
I just want to be on TV.
[whispers] Kenny! [aloud] I deserve to be on TV.
Your show is fucking gay dude!
NCNorthwestern crewmember
Your show is fucking gay!
Dolphins and whales were framed by the real bombers. A chicken and a cow.
EAEmperor Akihito
[upon discovering "real" Hiroshima bombers] Chicken and Cow? CHICKEN AND COW?!
YHYukio Hatoyama
CHICKEN AND COW USED POOR DOLPHIN AND WHALE AS A SCAPEGOAT?! THIS IS OUTRAGE!
JPJapanese People
Fakku you Cow! Fakku you Chicken!
[upon seeing the Japanese killing cows and chickens] Great job son. Now the Japanese are normal, like us.
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