Hey Stan, where'd you get that black eye?
Nothing, I mu-I mean, nowhere.
Your sister beat you up again, huh?
[Laughs] Yep, your sister kicked your ass!
She's just pissed off 'cause she got headgear at the dentist. She's taking it out on me.
Yeah, but that sucks, to get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan.
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, "HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
My parents don't even believe that she beats me up. They think she's all innocent and sweet, but I know that she's an evil bitch!
Be a man, Stan. Just say, "Hey, woman, y-you shut your mouth and make babies."
[Kyle's elephant and Cartman's pig get ready to make love]
C Chef
Now children, gather around, and watch the wonders of life. The beauty of Mother Nature.
[The pig is heard squealing loudly]
C Chef
Hmm, now I know how all those white women must have felt.
If a woman did that to me, I'd be all like, "Hey, why don't you stop...dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!"
Cartman, what the heck are you talking about?
I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
Someday, Shelly, I'm gonna be bigger than you, and you're gonna wish you'd never done any of this to me.
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