CChef
He's a doctor who specializes in your asshole, children.
You mean, at one point in this guy's life, he decided he wanted to work up people's butt holes?
CChef
That's right.
What a dick.
“Cancelled” · Season 7, Episode 1
In this episode: Stan Marsh (3), Kyle Broflovski (2), Eric Cartman (1)
[an alien satellite dish has fully expanded from within Cartman's ass]
Are you okay?
Dude.... You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome.
CChef
Well, doctor?
PProctologist
I've never quite seen this before. Perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream....
[the dish immediately re-enters Cartman at high speed]
You alright?
You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass? NO, I'M NOT ALRIGHT!
NNajix
Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you? No! One species, one planet! There's a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on! We put them all together on Earth and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun!
J2Joozian 2
You've made it to a hundred episodes. You should be proud!
J1Joozian 1
Yeah, a show should never go past a hundred episodes, or else it starts to get stale with ridiculously stupid plot lines and settings.
Dude, I have no idea what we're seeing right now, but I have a feeling it's really, really wrong.
J1Joozian 1
Oh man, I can't believe I sucked your jaggon.
J2Joozian 2
Oh God, we did suck each others's jaggons!
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