You're supposed to lose, you idiot!
Where am I?
[From this point on the male Jakovasaur is known as Jakov]
JJakov
Whoo, Niners! Go, Niners!
Uh we're rooting for the Broncos here, Jakov.
JJakov
[pause] Whooooo, Niners!
“Jakovasaurs” · Season 3, Episode 5
In this episode: Eric Cartman (2), Stan Marsh (1), Randy Marsh (1), Mr. Garrison (1), Officer Barbrady (1), Jimbo (1), Ned (1), Mayor (1)
Now, wait a minute. I wanna clear the air here. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon? [everybody around him raises his or her hand] Oh, whatever!
DIDepartment of Interior Guy
Young man, we're making you an honorary Department of Interior person. You are officially in charge of South Park's fish and wildlife. You have authority over all of them.
[disbelieving pause] I have authoritah?
DIDepartment of Interior Guy
That's right, and people must respect it.
Well, that should be fine—just fine.
DIDepartment of Interior Guy
Fine, just fine.
Fine.
Hey Ned, look what I bought you! A new voice box [teases Ned a while] Want it? You want it? Yeah, you want it. Here. Try it out, Ned.
NNed
[in an Irish accent] Ah, Jimbo, I can't thank you enough for the new voice box. [realizes he's got an Irish accent] What the devil is this, then?
Aw, no! I must've picked up the Irish model by mistake.
NNed
[still in an Irish accent] Oh, what a bloody pickle this is. Did ya keep the receipt then?
Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!
[The boys are camping by the pond]
Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called "I hate you guys." [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!
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