Gypsy quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Oh boy, I wonder if Forrester's planning on killing Frank!

[leaving while being too weirded out by Mike and the Bots reenactment of the forest tablecloth scene] ...You guys are so weird!

I feel so insignificant!

[after Mike finishes a display of dancing] Oh... Um, yaaay! Well, there's this sink I need to take a look at, so I'll just...

Now you're Mister Filing Cabinet!

Rip Torn is Dr. Strange!

[singing] Will I see many sea anemones? No no, there are no sea anemones to see. But though I don't see baracuda or a school of ahi tuna, I'll still rip off Jaws one and two and three!

It's the "Lost Continent" on Turkey Day Marathon here at Comedy Central. It's getting late, you may want a blanket and a nice cup of cocoa.

You're watching Turkey Day at Comedy Central. You know, cleaning up isn't just a girl's job!

I've been asked my colleagues Crow. T Robot, Tom Servo, and Mike to let you know that this week on Mystery Science Theater 300 at 7:00 PM at Comedy Central on Saturday, our movie will be "Zombie Nightmare". That's 7 PM on Comedy Central this Saturday.

Why don't you boys play Hungry Hungry Hippoes?

Joel

Oh; we lost all the marbles.

Servo

Hey, Magic Voice; don't suppose you know where our Mouse Trap game is, do you?

I didn't play with it last.

[sighs] The pieces are missing anyway.

Well, why don't you read a book?

Joel

[as he and the Bots scoff and protest] Oh, gag me... no way!

Well, I don't know what you're going to do then. It's Commercial Sign in five seconds.

Joel

Maybe we could play some poker.

Poker? What's poker?

[as Joel and the Bots agree on the poker idea] You boys be nice to Gypsy.

Joel

[helping instruct Gypsy through the game, whispering] Gypsy, just tell 'em what you want to do and keep your poker face on.

[I'm] in!

Let's see, what to do...

[cheerfully] Richard Basehart! Richard Basehart!

[disgusted, after seeing Gypsy's hand] Oh, I fold!

Joel

[disappointed] Aw, Gypsy, you wrecked it; you had a great hand!

Joel

[singing] W is for the many ways that you're served

[singing] A is for the admiration you deserve

[singing] F because you're fluffy, you're flaky, you're fun!

Servo

[singing] And F is for the flavor that is second to none!

Joel

[singing] L is for how light you are, you melt in my mouth!

[singing] E is for eggs--Oh Baby!

Tom

Triple time!

[singing] Put 'em all together with a how-do-ya-do, Lovely waffles we love--

Send me up another please!

[singing] Oh, waffles we love--

Servo

Top mine off with runny cheese!

[singing] Waffles we love--

Chili waffles suit me fine!

[singing] Waffles we love--

Joel

Wash me down with Aunt Jemima?

[singing] Waaaaaaaffffles, we love yoooooooooououuuu!

Joel

Hey Gypsy, come here! [Gypsy starts to appear from underneath Joel]

Joel

Gypsy, no! It's too small!

These two, nothing but trouble... Back after this.

What did I get?

Oh, Gypsy, you didn't get anything; Joel forgot he even had a robot named Gypsy!

Servo

[angrily] Quiet, Crow! You want to ruin Present Day by being naughty?!

[later on] What did I get? Me next!

Joel

I saved the best for last- I got you... dress slacks from J.C. Penney.

[dumbfounded] ...Oh.

Joel

Oh, come on, it's a great gift; you can wear it for dressy or casual... I'm gonna have to get you a nice polo top though...

[crestfallen as the other Bots laugh at him] Thank you for the pants...

[as Magic Voice] Commercial sign! Commercial sign; pretty soon!

[as Gypsy] Loading Richard Basehart remark. Richard Basehart remark in 5, 4, 3... Richard Basehart now.

Joel

Okay; I think I get it now.

Servo

[as Crow] No, you don't; you've gone crazy!

[as Servo] I think you're insane, Joel!