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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Magic Voice, Joel and others in “Teenage Caveman”

[it's raining outside of the Satellite and the crew is bored]

Why don't you boys play Hungry Hungry Hippoes?

Oh; we lost all the marbles.

Hey, Magic Voice; don't suppose you know where our Mouse Trap game is, do you?

I didn't play with it last.

[sighs] The pieces are missing anyway.

Well, why don't you read a book?

[as he and the Bots scoff and protest] Oh, gag me... no way!

Well, I don't know what you're going to do then. It's Commercial Sign in five seconds.

Maybe we could play some poker.

Poker? What's poker?

[as Joel and the Bots agree on the poker idea] You boys be nice to Gypsy.

[helping instruct Gypsy through the game, whispering] Gypsy, just tell 'em what you want to do and keep your poker face on.

[I'm] in!

Let's see, what to do...

[cheerfully] Richard Basehart! Richard Basehart!

[disgusted, after seeing Gypsy's hand] Oh, I fold!

[disappointed] Aw, Gypsy, you wrecked it; you had a great hand!

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