Your movie for today's experiment makes even me sick--and I liked Morgan Stewart's Coming Home.
Junior Rodeo Daredevils (short)
“The Killer Shrews” · Season 4
In this episode: Joel Robinson (7), Tom Servo (5), Narrator (5), Crow T. Robot (4), Dr. Clayton Forrester (2), Gypsy (1)
[The title screen displays "Junior Rodeo Daredevils".]
Junior Rodeo Daredevils.
JAJoel [as Narrator]
Smothered in gravy--Texas style!
Seems like most everybody in town's turned out for the great day.
JAJoel [as Narrator]
All nine of 'em.
JAJoel [as Rodeo Announcer]
And the crowd goes wild!
CSCrow, Servo
[dully] Yay.
[After a succesful cattle roping]
Eight seconds.
JAJoel [as the boy]
Yup, I'm hot. That's me pretty much.
Yes, the Junior Rodeo is here to stay. And nobody's happier about it than Old Timer Billy Slater.
It's sad, really.
[singing to the tune of Home on the Range] ...And the guys are not clowning all dayyyeeeeEEEEE!!!
The Killer Shrews (movie)
[The narrator describes the voracious shrew.]
He must eat his own body weight every few hours…
SAServo [as Narrator]
…plus a delicious shake.
[The title screen displays "The Killer Shrews".]
CACrow [as Announcer]
Starring Joan Collins and Jackie Collins!
[While on the boat, Captain Sherman spots something through his binoculars.]
SSherman
Hey, Rook!, Rook, come here!
CACrow [as Sherman]
These things make everything look bigger!
[Arriving at Dr. Craigis's house, Sherman looks up at the giant antenna on the roof.]
JAJoel [as Sherman]
I've fallen in with a group of ham radio operators!
[Joel and the Bots are on the bridge of the SOL.]
CSCrow, Servo
[singing]
Killer shrew! Killer shrew!
Don't know the diff'rence 'tween me and you!
He comes out at night to give you a fright.
Don't look now, but he's gonna take a bite!
Doh, di-dih doh, di-dih doh, dugga dugga duh
Killer shrew! Killer shrew! K-I-double-L-E-R shrew!
He's scary and tough, if that ain't enough.
He's augmented with bath mats an' stuff!
[Rook sees a dark, dog-like killer "shrew" advancing toward him.]
Puppies!
[it's Present Day for the Bots]
What did I get?
CCrow
Oh, Gypsy, you didn't get anything; Joel forgot he even had a robot named Gypsy!
[angrily] Quiet, Crow! You want to ruin Present Day by being naughty?!
CCrow
[later on] What did I get? Me next!
I saved the best for last- I got you... dress slacks from J.C. Penney.
CCrow
[dumbfounded] ...Oh.
Oh, come on, it's a great gift; you can wear it for dressy or casual... I'm gonna have to get you a nice polo top though...
CCrow
[crestfallen as the other Bots laugh at him] Thank you for the pants...
[Frank has a nasty stomachache from drinking the excessively sugary "Killer Shrew" shake]
Here, Frank, drink this. [hands Frank a flask]
TSTV's Frank
Thank you; what is it anyway?
An ipecac. [Frank starts spewing as he hits the button to end the experiment]
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