“The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Joel

[singing] W is for the many ways that you're served

[singing] A is for the admiration you deserve

[singing] F because you're fluffy, you're flaky, you're fun!

Servo

[singing] And F is for the flavor that is second to none!

Joel

[singing] L is for how light you are, you melt in my mouth!

[singing] E is for eggs--Oh Baby!

Tom

Triple time!

[singing] Put 'em all together with a how-do-ya-do, Lovely waffles we love--

Send me up another please!

[singing] Oh, waffles we love--

Servo

Top mine off with runny cheese!

[singing] Waffles we love--

Chili waffles suit me fine!

[singing] Waffles we love--

Joel

Wash me down with Aunt Jemima?

[singing] Waaaaaaaffffles, we love yoooooooooououuuu!

Joel

...Waffles. [Movie Sign blares] Oh; we've got Movie Sign!

Servo

Boy, I'm full; I ate too much! I'm starting to think the world would be a better place without waffles.

[appears dressed in a waffle costume] No waffles?

Servo

Ah, who are you?

Why I'm Willie the Waffle; the wonderful, whimsical wisecracking waffle! Can I ask you one thing?

Servo

Sure.

[suddenly shouting] Who the hell are you to decide who lives and who dies?! Did you know that the nation's brunch industry employs over 500,000 people? Most of 'em named Chad?

Joel

[as "Chad"] Hi, welcome to Jojo's Waffle Berries. Our special today is waffles in game sauce. We also have-

[as Willie] Sorry, Chad; we're gonna have to lay you off. No waffles! [makes whistling noise] Little League baseball would also be impossible without waffles!

Joel

[as young boy] Mom, Little League practice is in an hour! Can I have some waffles?

[as Willie/Mom] Sorry, son; no waffles! [makes whistling noise]