[The film's title appears on the screen]
JCJoel, Crow & Tom
[singing to tune of Hava Nagila]: Havah la gila, havaaaaah la gila!
“The Giant Gila Monster” · Season 4
In this episode: Joel Robinson (4), Crow T. Robot (3), Tom Servo (3), Gypsy (1)
[Chase is singing endless repetitions of his song's chorus.]
CChase
[singing] The Lord said, "Laugh, children, laugh!"
I just wanna know if the Lord said it this many times in a row.
CChase
[singing] The Lord said, "Laugh, laugh, laugh!"
CCrow
That's why the Deuteronomy's so long.
[While Chase sings, the giant gila monster bursts through the wall.]
JAJoel [as Gila Monster]
And the Lord said, "Die, children, die!"
[As Chase's nitro-laden hot rod careens towards the Gila Monster.]
TATom [as Colonel Kurtz]
The horror! The horror!
[The hot rod collides with the lizard and explodes.]
CCrow
Aw, they killed off the only likeable character!
[Chase gets two twenty dollar bills as payment.]
CChase
Two twenties!
That makes thirty dollars!
Hey Gypsy, come here! [Gypsy starts to appear from underneath Joel]
Gypsy, no! It's too small!
[Everyone including Gypsy screams as she inadvertently knocks everyone down, including the entire Malt Shop.]
These two, nothing but trouble... Back after this.
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