Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

I am Orkon. This is my brother Xenon and my other brother Xenon.

You're playing dice with the universe here, Joel. I hope you realize that.

Now you might feel a little sting...

OK, a big sting.

No one could hold a candle to him in this role. Well, maybe they could douse him in something flammable and then hold a candle to him.

No acting, not allowed.

[in an upbeat mood while Joel and Servo are groggy from waking up] Here's a little morning poem-

Oh this is the future where they sold the Dodgers back to Brooklyn.

Kaboom! would become Don't Smoke on the Bridge Because It's an Oxygen-Enriched Atmosphere and You Could Cause an Explosion!

[as a police officer] After him! He's hiding behind those credits!

[while Popoca tears apart Krupp's robot with relative ease] I looked up "anticlimax" in the dictionary; it said "See 'Aztec Mummy'."

I've seen better dog acts on the old Sullivan show.

[of Ro-Man as he first appears] This is what comes of teaching apes sign-language.

[as a café owner waking up Cody after he was knocked out in an altercation with Retik's Earth henchmen] Wake up, Cody; you owe me $400!

[Cody's spaceship prepares to take off] Ron Howard pops the clutch, and tells the Moon to eat my dust!

[as Neo's robot sidekick, beating up one of the Dark One's henchmen with a metal pipe] That one's for Artoo-Detoo, that one's for C-3PO; that was for Julie Newmar, and that one's just cuz I wanna!