Gypsy quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

I got an itch!

Well, that was fun, but if I could get a little serious for a moment. Well, I was wondering where we'd be without our boys and girls in shiny red pleather. It makes me proud to know that they're out there, somewhere... :[singing] What can you see, Flying some mystic seas, Fighting for you and me, Captain Joe and the Gang When they pass by, Fitter than pumpkin pie, Steppin' in liquid dye, Time in the blue,

I thought I told you kids not to play ball in the house!

[singing] Last nIIIIIIIGHT! [bashes her face into the harp]

Hey, Tom, Crow, do you guys want to--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [She sees their disembodied heads and leaves screaming in horror]

[rushes in with a furious shriek and rams Joel] GYPSY CRUSHES JOEL! MY BABIES!

Hey, the light meter, Joel! [Joel realizes too late and the photo doesn't turn out well right as he reaches for it.]

[singing] Come on and have some lemonade!

[laughing a little too hard] We were wondering... what would you do if Sinbad came to your town? [laughs again] Wouldn't you want the city council to do something about it? Let's watch.

That wasn't Sinbad.

Should I spit on your dice now, or not, or...?

Hey, You guys look like Fabio! [Laughs]

I used to like you when you were a Caped Crusader, even better than Darth Vader. But then you were the best, but now you are like all the rest. That's all, so see you later.

It's from Frank! Listen to this: [reads letter] "Dear Gypsy, how are you? I'm fine. I'm going to bomb the living bejesus out of Deep 13. Well, it looks like I'm out of room. Best wishes, Frank." [realizes the threat] OH MY GOD! MIKE! TOM! CROW! WE GOT TO STOP HIM! [goes back to the letter] "P.S. Hope you like the pinking shears."

It just doesn't make any sense, Mike!