I am reopening my family's most legendary experiment; Mystery Science Theater 3000! I'm gonna blow up this brand, and then sell it to Disney for a billion dollars!
“Reptilicus” · Season 11
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), Jonah (3), Tom Servo (2), Gypsy (1), Kinga Forrester (1)
[as the miners discover flesh and bones on the copper drill]
MMiner
Bones?
Jim!
MMiner
Fossil bones.
Fossil Jim!
CCrow
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and it's this movie!
Okay, out.
CCrow
What? But that's Shakespeare!
Out!
CCrow
Oh, c'mon...
Now you're Mister Filing Cabinet!
Little known fact: Most of the big science problems are solved right here at the dish rack.
[as the scenes cut rapidly]
Door is ajar.
CCrow
The temperature is negative five degrees!
He's well-groomed for a man who lives alone.
The time is 5:06 a.m.
CCrow
The temperature is ten degrees!
Door is ajar.
He's well-groomed for a man who lives alone.
The time is 8:06 a.m.
CCrow
The temperature is twenty degrees!!!
CCrow
Only God can play God, and sometimes Morgan Freeman!
[during a shot of two officers playing chess]
CACrow [as officer]
Bingo. Yahtzee. King me. I don't really know how to play backgammon.
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