[Our narrator, Police Lt. Chasen, wonders who could possibly believe a dead man could come back to life.]
Only millions of Christians.
“Indestructible Man” · Season 4
In this episode: Joel Robinson (4), Crow T. Robot (3), Tom Servo (3), Gypsy (1), Magic Voice (1)
[Lon Chaney, Jr. wanders around a warehouse-like room after being brought back from the dead.]
He's wandered into a Mr. Bulky's.
CACrow [as Chaney]
Let's see now... licorice whips, jujubes, slowpokes, Lon Chaney Junior Mints...
[Having taken several bullets, a bazooka round, and a blast from a flamethrower, Lon Chaney emerges from the sewer much the worse for wear.]
Now I think he's just the incredibly resilient man.
[the Bots decide to prank Joel by switching their programming around into each other]
[as Magic Voice] Commercial sign! Commercial sign; pretty soon!
[as Gypsy] Loading Richard Basehart remark. Richard Basehart remark in 5, 4, 3... Richard Basehart now.
Okay; I think I get it now.
[as Crow] No, you don't; you've gone crazy!
CCrow
[as Servo] I think you're insane, Joel!
[Joel tries to replicate Lon Chaney Jr.'s trademark eye squint, with Cambot zoomed in on Joel's face]
Joel, what are you doing?
I'm doing an experiment.
CCrow
Oh; I thought someone replaced the monitor with a Jack-o-lantern!
Oh, bite me; it's for- [Crow and Servo do just that] -Ow!
CCrow
What? You said, "bite me".
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