Jonah quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Good idea kid. Hug him right at the butt of a loaded shotgun.

Yeah, I thought my soul was thoroughly crushed by this movie, but now this music is squeezing out the last little bit.

Oh, it's commercial sign!

Yeah, if you punch and shoot at the same time, it adds speed to the bullet.

I feel like I'm watching a community theater production of Guardians of the Galaxy.

If this takes any longer, the dinosaurs are gonna evolve into birds and fly away.

Yeah, that's just North Korea. They do that... a lot.

[as Simon] I just remembered, I'm an overpriviledged wuss!

Guys, I never thought I’d miss Simon and Kor so badly.

Someday, he'll just send a drone to do this.

He looks like Teddy Ruxpin with his face torn off.

That day, eight brave soldiers evacuated Manhattan by word of mouth alone.

[imitating John Lennon] Told you we shouldn't have let Ringo drive.

Well, at least he died doing what he loved; yelling at fish.

Boy, are you steaming hams down here again?