[A crippled Ilya sits at the window, gazing at Vilya]
MAMike [as Ilya]
Man, she's a fox.
“The Sword and the Dragon” · Season 6
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), Tom Servo (3), Mike Nelson (1), Gypsy (1)
[We see a large banquet taking place]
CACrow [as man]
It might just be the wine, Lars, but you're a pretty man...
SAServo [as man]
Sven, no! You mustn't!
[Vilya presents her magic tablecloth to Ilya, who is quite pleased.]
IIlya
Now you must rest from your labors, my busy little wife.
SAServo [as Ilya]
Let us the nasty do.
[The camera pans slowly over a recent battlefield, the bodies being pecked by carrion birds]
CCrow
Crows! My brethren! See what a grand and noble creature they are?
[doubtfully] Uh huh...
[Little Falcon stares into Ilya's ring, seeing himself as a child with his mother.]
LFLittle Falcon
It is as though in a vision... I see my mother!
[He turns to face Ilya]
CACrow [as Little Falcon]
Mom!
[leaving while being too weirded out by Mike and the Bots reenactment of the forest tablecloth scene] ...You guys are so weird!
[Mike and the bots put on a satirical political song and dance number]
CCrow
[singing while holding a prop gun]
I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I get shot at every day...
I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I'm opposed by the NRA- bang bang! [pretends to be shot and "dies"]
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