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“Turkey Day '92” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“Turkey Day '92”

In this episode: Crow T. Robot (2), Gypsy (2), Tom Servo (1)

You're watching Turkey Day at Comedy Central. Beats the hell out of mincemeat, don't it?

It's the "Lost Continent" on Turkey Day Marathon here at Comedy Central. It's getting late, you may want a blanket and a nice cup of cocoa.

You're watching Turkey Day at Comedy Central. Now might be a good time to check on your mom.

You're watching Turkey Day at Comedy Central. You know, cleaning up isn't just a girl's job!

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