Sookie St. James quotes from Gilmore Girls

Sookie

Pink is for girls. Jackson's not a girl. Jackson doesn't like pink. I have all this pink, it's like saying, 'Hey, screw you. You want a say in this? Well, grow some ovaries.'

Sookie

Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant!

Sookie

I've seen you wasted before but never like this. I mean we had you guzzling coffee but it just made you energetically wasted.

Sookie

You will not regret this.

Lorelai

Pick another phrase.

Sookie

You will not have to pay.

Lorelai

Much better.

Sookie

Keep in mind during the Bracebridge dinner, we are not just servers, we are performers. So, anytime you're with a guest, you must be in character and you must speak Old English. It's a world we're creating here, so whatever we can do— Kirk, you're driving me crazy!

Kirk

Who, me?

Kirk

"Whatever we can do Kirk you're driving me crazy." Yeah, me. I'm… sorry.

Lorelai

[after the original Bracebridge Dinner is cancelled] Let's invite everyone!

Sookie

Everyone who?

Lorelai

Everyone everyone!

Sookie

Everyone everyone who?

Lorelai

Everyone we know, everyone we like...

Sookie

Let's invite everyone!

Lorelai

An out of control, over the top slumber party!

Sookie

I love it!

Rory

Me too!

Lorelai

Done! Spread the word.

Luke

I haven't said I'd come yet so I'm certainly not gonna suddenly become your messenger boy. [Lorelai gives him a glaring look] Eight o'clock?

Lorelai

Seven.

Luke

Right.

I think we should get married. Soon.

Sookie

Are you pregnant?

Lorelai

Sookie, what are you downloading from Prague?

Sookie

Color samples for the big ceramic stands.

Lorelai

Big ceramic stands for what?

Sookie

For the giant paper mache mushrooms.

Lorelai

What are the paper mache mushrooms for?

Sookie

For the midgets dressed like angels to dance under, silly!

Lorelai

Who would ever have thought that all inns need doors?

Sookie

Not me.

Lorelai

And floors.

Sookie

Doors and floors, we can’t afford that.

Lorelai

Well, we better, otherwise our guests will fall right through to China.

Sookie

I can just imagine the phone calls.

Sookie

I’m not getting rid of my knives, Jackson. I’m a chef, I have to have knives.

Sookie.

Sookie

And I’m also not cutting off the water supply and I’m not sanding down all the edges of my furniture. Now, I’m sorry that you think this house is a deathtrap, and I’m sorry that you think there is nothing in our lifestyles that is conducive to having a baby, but our kid is gonna have to be bright enough not to disconnect the water hose that goes to the automatic ice maker and shove it up his or her nose. Now go to sleep.

Sookie

Well, ever since I got pregnant, I've become very nurturing toward all living things. Jackson, too.

Lorelai

Well, both your bodies are changing.

Sookie

Yesterday.. .ugh, it was awful. Jackson moved a table and just kind of nicked this spider. He didn't see the little thing, and just clipped one of its legs. And it was having trouble walking and we were so upset, but Jackson made a new leg for it out of a paper clip, but jamming the clip into the spider killed it instantly. Little Satchmo.

Lorelai

You named the spider Satchmo?

Sookie

After Jackson's uncle.

Lorelai

We very respectfully hover in his vicinity until the walk is over.

Sookie

Then we will politely ask him to get in touch with us.

Lorelai

Yes. Coming?

Rory

No, you guys go ahead. I'll be in the back of the line so that when the earth opens up and swallows you whole, I'll be here to tell the story.

Rory

Headmaster Charleston, faculty members, fellow students, family and friends, welcome. We never thought this day would come. We prayed for its quick delivery, crossed days off our calendars, counted hours, minutes and seconds and now that it's here, I'm sorry it is, because it means leaving friends who inspire me and teachers who've been my mentors, so many people who've shaped my life, and my fellow students lives impermeably and forever. I live in two worlds. One is a world of books. I've been a resident of Faulkner's Yoknapatawpha County, hunted the white whale aboard the Pequod, fought alongside Napoleon, sailed a raft with Huck and Jim, committed absurdities with Ignatius J. Reilly, rode a sad train with Anna Karenina and strolled down Swann's Way. It's a rewarding world, but my second one is by far superior. My second one is populated with characters slightly less eccentric, but supremely real, made of flesh and bone, full of love, who are my ultimate inspiration for everything. Richard and Emily Gilmore are kind, decent, unfailingly generous people. They are my twin pillars, without whom I could not stand. I am proud to be their grandchild. But my ultimate inspiration comes from my best friend, the dazzling woman from whom I received my name and my life's blood, Lorelai Gilmore...

Sookie

[With tears in her eyes] Uh, oh -

Lorelai

[Also on the verge of crying] Hang in there.

Rory

My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn't do whatever I wanted to do or be whomever I wanted to be. She filled our house with love and fun and books and music unflagging in her efforts to give me role models from Jane Austen to Eudora Welty to Patti Smith. As she guided me through these incredible eighteen years, I don't know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her...

Sookie

[Choked up] Not crying.

Lorelai

[Slightly crying] Crying a little.

Sookie

Crying a little, but not blubbering. That's what we meant when we said no crying. No blubbering.

Rory

[Tearfully] Thank you Mom, you are my guidepost for everything.

Sookie

On the verge of blubbering here.

[Choked up, tearfully] Not doing too well myself.

Lorelai

[Looks over to see Luke] Not you, too.

Luke

[Tearfully blubbering] I'm blubbering, you freaks!

Luke

What’s that, a toy?

Miss Patty

Oh, it’s awfully cute.

Taylor

That is a professionally manufactured diorama of the proposed business.

Rory

Wow, there’s little people and everything.

Sookie

They look so real.

Hey, it’s me holding a tiny zucchini!

Lorelai

Look at the horse drawn carriage.

Taylor

My thought was to park it out front with the name of the business painted on the side. It’s very eighteen-hundreds.

Babette

The horse is taller than the front door.

Lorelai

Way taller.

Luke

What are you up to, Taylor? Are you breeding giant horses?

Taylor

It’s slightly out of proportion.

Babette

Slightly? That little guy there could walk right under the horse without even ducking.

Sookie

Last night, I made coq au vin for dinner, so of course the subject of children came up.

Lorelai

Of course.

Sookie

All of a sudden, completely out of the blue, Jackson announces he wants four in four.

Lorelai

He wants what?

Sookie

Four in four. Four kids in four years.

Lorelai

Good Lord!

Sookie

I know!

Lorelai

Well, who’s he gonna have these kids with?

Sookie

Me, apparently.

Lorelai

What did you say?

Sookie

See, here’s where, uh, the problem comes in.

Lorelai

What?

Sookie

I think I said yes.

Lorelai

How is that possible?

Sookie

Well, I was totally shocked when he announced it and I sort of said, "O. . kay" and . . but I think he took it as, "Okay!" So, apparently, now I have to get busy.

Lorelai

Do you want four in four?

Sookie

No. But, I mean, I want kids. You know I want kids.

Lorelai

I know you want kids.

Sookie

But I thought maybe one. Two if the first one is really quiet.