“I Can't Get Started” quotes from Gilmore Girls

Lorelai

Huh. You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.

Rory

Huh.

Lorelai

I mean, think about it. You never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.

Emily

Oh, dear God.

Lorelai

Poodle is another funny word.

Emily

Please drink your drink, Lorelai.

Lorelai

In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase, you know? Like, oy with the poodles already. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase.

Rory

Oy with the poodles already.

Lorelai

I'm telling you, it's knocking ‘whatcha talking ‘bout, Willis?' right out of first place.

Emily

Lorelai, for God's sake, be quiet.

Kirk

'Cause I'm so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.

Lorelai

Not at all sad?

Rory

About getting my arm back? No.

Lorelai

Really? ‘Cause I’ve kind of gotten used to Casty over here. I mean, we decorated him, we talked to him, we protected him from getting wet in the shower.

Rory

Okay, it’s time to wean you off of getting attached to inanimate objects.

Lorelai

Casty, no one understands you like I do. What? No, I did not know Mr. Band-Aid said that to you. Ugh, I will talk to him when we get home.

Rory

[at Sookie's wedding] What are you doing here?

Jess

Hello to you too...You look nice.

Rory

Thank you. What..what are you doing here?

Jess

I'm going to move back.

Rory

What?

Jess

I'm going to move back.

Rory

But..But why?

Jess

Just wanted to...

Rory

Oh my God, oh my God. [starts to run away]

Jess

Rory...

Rory

Don't say a word!

Jess

OK.

Rory

[While running away] Oh, welcome home!

Sookie

Pink is for girls. Jackson's not a girl. Jackson doesn't like pink. I have all this pink, it's like saying, 'Hey, screw you. You want a say in this? Well, grow some ovaries.'