“A Tale of Poes and Fire” · Season 3
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Rory Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (1), Sookie St. James (1)
Well, he didn't even tell me about it. I got a letter addressed to the family of Jess Mariano inviting me down to some little ceremony they're having.
Are you going?
Oh, he'd hate it if I was there. You know, seeing him participating in some corporate ceremony like that, being called upstanding and responsible, it would kill him. Yeah, I'm going.
Good boy.
Well, ever since I got pregnant, I've become very nurturing toward all living things. Jackson, too.
Well, both your bodies are changing.
Yesterday.. .ugh, it was awful. Jackson moved a table and just kind of nicked this spider. He didn't see the little thing, and just clipped one of its legs. And it was having trouble walking and we were so upset, but Jackson made a new leg for it out of a paper clip, but jamming the clip into the spider killed it instantly. Little Satchmo.
You named the spider Satchmo?
After Jackson's uncle.
Oh, mime. That reminds me – Yale, best drama school bar none. Put that in the pro column.
I'm not taking drama.
No, but it means you'll have the best on-campus productions. You'll get to see the next Meryl Streep all goofy and eighteen and doing crap like, "Hey, name an occupation!" "Plumber!" "Name a farm tool now!" "Tractor!" "Hey, I'm a tractor doing. . .plumbing."
[Rory is entertaining some kids by using her socks to give a puppet show. Lorelai walks over]
"Where are you going? I told you to take out the garbage!" "Nag, nag, nag. I wanna watch football and sit in my reclining chair." "Get back here or I'm gonna get you. . ." [sees Lorelai] Oh, hey, guys, hold on a second.
No, keep going.
Oh, calm down there, little scooter. I'll be right back.
[Rory walks over to Lorelai]
Hey Shari Lewis, how's the show going?
Oh, they're riveted.
Okay. [to kids] Hey, guys, go on over to the diner and have breakfast with your families, and then ask the nice man in the baseball hat and the flannel shirt to do sock puppets for you. And if he says no, just ask him louder – it's part of the game!'
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