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Gilmore Girls · Season 1, Episode 12

“Double Date” quotes from Gilmore Girls

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“Double Date” · Season 1, Episode 12

In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (2), Sookie St. James (1), Michel Gerard (1)

After three cheeseburgers, you're done unless you're expecting Elijah to stop by.

I have like six thousand pages of case studies to memorize and this whole big test on the Wal-mart phenomena coming up on Friday and because I have a life, and a job and business school's not the only thing I have to concentrate on, I'm behind and I'll probably fail, and then that little eighteen year old annoying gnat who sits behind me will get another A and make that 'I'm smart, you're dumb' face to me for the rest of the week and I'll be very upset and will possibly cry.

The music's too loud?

Yes.

Got it.

[to Lorelai] Well, not everyone is cut out to be their own boss. Maybe you are more of a worker bee, a follower, a ticket ripper, or the man at the concert with the orange glow stick directing you where to park.

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