Luke, you gotta come out there with me. Patty gave my picture out to all these guys because she thinks I need a man.
You do, one with a nice couch and a deep knowledge of Freud.
“A-Tisket, A-Tasket” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (2), Rory Gilmore (1), Luke Danes (1), Sookie St. James (1), Jess Mariano (1), Dean Forrester (1), Jackson Melville (1)
Ah man. I remember the days of lying to my mother about a boy. Once I had a boy hidden in the closet and of course Mom wouldn’t leave, so I finally had to pretend to get sick to my stomach just to get her out of the room long enough for him to climb out the window and down the tree. He fell, broke his leg. Ah, to be young again.
Why would he do this?
Maybe he was hungry.
He’s trying to make me crazy.
Just don’t let him.
[Jess walks up behind them.]
I gotta tell you, of all the nutty barn raising shindigs this town can cook up, this one wasn’t half bad.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Yes I did. So shall we?
"Shall we" what?
Shall we go?
Go where?
Go eat.
Excuse me?
The person who buys the basket wins the company of the person who makes the basket for lunch. Basket. Basket maker. Guy who didn’t bring enough money.
You think this is funny.
Well, it’s no Lenny Bruce routine, but it has its moments.
Bye, Jess.
Where you going?
You’re the one who’s going.
Oh, as soon as Rory is ready.
She’s not going with you.
Really, is that true?
Yes, it’s true.
Excuse me Edgar Bergen, I think I’d like Charlie McCarthy to answer now.
Shut up.
Dean.
What?
Well…
Oh, come on!
It’s tradition.
I don’t believe this.
It’s true. My mother and I have been doing this every year since we moved here.
So, buck tradition.
Are you kidding? Do you remember how mad Taylor was when I was sick and I couldn’t go to the turkey-calling contest?
This isn’t school, you’re not getting graded.
Just don’t make this into a big thing.
Don’t go.
Oh, geez, man, she’s not shipping off to ‘Nam.
You SO need to shut up now.
I think we should get married. Soon.
Are you pregnant?
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